weddingsv make me drug and hornr
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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