the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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