as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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