he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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