wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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