I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
