you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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