I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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