i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
