At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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