He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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