My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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