just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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