just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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