Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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