If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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