She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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