i don't plan on having that self control this summer
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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