I want to stick my p in your. b.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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