Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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