what if I'm pregnant?
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White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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