Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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