Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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