:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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