I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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