I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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