My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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