if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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