I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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