ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I don't think brook has ever known best
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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