All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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