Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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