oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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