I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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