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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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