I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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