she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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