Plan B is the new Plan A
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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