i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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