I seem to have left my pride at pride
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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