Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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