at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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