Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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