I want to walk on stilts...naked
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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