PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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