try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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