My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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