I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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