Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
