farters have to be the big spoon...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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