is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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