I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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