On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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