physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
40s are totally the cure
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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